Hallowatch
Wikipedia; I will not be gingerly tiptoeing around spoilers. This movie rips. As someone who came up on largely unmoderated "wild west" internet, where I would get randomly jumpscared by gore, this does a great job of recreating the vibe of hanging out on a chat client with
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Wikipedia for a synopsis This, like Midsommar, was a revelatory experience— "oh, this is why people were talking about this movie" type movies. This movie is real good. A slow build, a slowly tightening noose of a movie. I finally get why everyone was so hyped about Robert
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Wikipedia synopsis • Casual spoilers follow Let's start with: This was pretty good. I had a good time watching this movie. I have gotten this pitched to me as "it completely revolutionizes zombie movies" and I do not agree with this, this is very much a "
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If you or a loved one has been a graduate student forced to edge death by watching DEATH_TAPE_DO_NOT_WATCH.MOV, you may be entitled to financial compensation. I like the aspect of The Ring movies where you see a video that makes you question your own reality
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This was... Not Good. Who could have guessed. I guess I'm glad people are still making spooky movies that exist to be a haunted house and some jump scares but it's just not for me, not my thing. Apparently this is The Conjuring-adjacent? I don&
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How did I miss this one. What a movie. Here's the plot summary if you need that. Spoilers follow. The only other Ari Aster movie I've seen is Eddington and from that sample size of two I think he really excels at laser-targeting feelings of
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Wow that Dave Franco sure knows how to write contention between brothers, huh? Here's the wikipedia link for a synopsis. Basically everyone in this movie was One of My Guys - Dan Stevens for Cuckoo and Legion, Alison Brie for GLOW, Jeremy Allen White for Fremont, and Toby Huss
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Day Five. Here's the wikipedia for the synopsis. Spoilers will follow in my thoughts below. Let's start with: I don't think this movie should exist. I think it's immensely disrespectful to have white people making wendigo movies, especially when you're
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Day Four. You feelin' spooky? Here's the wikipedia synopsis; as always, spoilers follow. This movie unnerved me. Like in the first ten minutes it does a "eat this or I'll shoot you" and man if that's not a page out of
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Day 3. Spoilers follow; here's the wikipedia synopsis. What if the real alien feeling was forgiveness all along? This one was goofy, man. I feel like everything from the doppelganger onward is all just sentimental claptrap. I think this could've worked if it had a theatrical
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Tonight we're watching Bone Lake. Here's the wikipedia link; it has some spoilers in its synopsis. I'm also going to have some spoilers below; engage with this/them at your own level of comfort. Bone Lake feels like watching a cover band perform an
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31 Days of Halloween! 31 Movies! These will be shorter than the My Year of Shakespeare posts! I'm going to be watching one horror movie per day that I haven't seen, each from a different year (going backwards one year at a time). This is to