2022
Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 12in x 12in The holy grail of guitar effects. The one that perfectly f*ckles your tone. Apologies to Brad Neely. I'll leave any jokes about scooped or creamy mids as an exercise for the audience. Available for Purchase, 2022,
2022
Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 6in x 6in One of my favorite pedal brands was DOD. These were known for being fairly cheap pedals, with lots of problems, and some boundary-pushing and unique circuits, namely the FX32 Meat Box, which sounded terrific on a drum machine; the
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Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 6in x 6in Available Boss doesn't take too many risks with their pedal line up. A Ring Mod with a post-mod overdrive seems like kind of a wild design for them - first generate aharmonic sums/differences, then generate harmonic
2022
Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 6in x 6in Available The Ibanez Tube Screamer is iconic, used by seemingly every guitarist and copied by seemingly every pedal company. This takes the original 70s Tube Screamer design and imagines: what if it was a waveshaper? Now, admittedly, I had
2022
Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 6in x 6in One of my favorite things in an audio effect is aleatoric parametric changes - step-phasers, cross patterns, Its part of why Steve Reich is my favorite composer. This pedal takes it to an extreme by incorporating an AM/FM
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Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 6in × 6in One of my favorite product lines of audio effects was the alesis modFX boxes. These were different than regular stompboxes because they had multiple mode selection methods, letting you roll your own envelope-phasers or zero through flangers or what have
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Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper 6in x 6in There wasn't a ton to work with for parody on this. but, you know what they say, brevity is the soul. For the 'discontinuity' control, I like to imagine there's an engineer who
2022
6in x 6in Watercolor and India Ink on Cold Press Paper Today we've got a Digitek Bitterverb, a bitcrushed reverb pedal. For a minute in the 2000s when I was pedal collecting, these digitech x-series pedals were as ubiquitous as Boss pedals. A notable thing about these is
2022
Watercolor & india ink on cold press paper 6in x 6in For the 2022 Roco 6x6 show Part two in the This Pedal Does Not Exist series I'm going to write these in a way that if any enterprising engineers at (ehx? boss/roland? red panda?) wanna try